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The Cedar Ridge Lights
A fictional case file about five amber points, a ridge line, and what a thumbnail cannot tell you.
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✳ CLASSIFIED AS: UNEXPLAINED FILE 001
TINFOIL HAT GANG
We take the unexplained seriously.
Ourselves? Not so much.
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UAP INVESTIGATIONILLUSTRATIVE FILE · 001
47° 36' 18.2" NARTIST'S IMPRESSION · NOT EVIDENCE
THE DESK IS OPEN✦THE SOURCES ARE BEING CHECKED✦THE COFFEE IS PROBABLY ALIEN✦THAT LAST PART IS A JOKE
01 / OPEN CASES
The latest leads
Curiosity is encouraged.
Certainty must be earned.
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The Ranger Station After Hours
A fictional night-watch file about one lit window and several ordinary explanations worth checking first.
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Footprints at the Marshline
A fictional field note about a dark shape in the trees and the limits of distance, fog, and wishful thinking.
Read the case file02 / EVIDENCE VAULT
Eyes on the footage
Four illustrations. Zero fake eyewitnesses. That is how we keep the aliens from suing.
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ILLUSTRATIONLights in the sky
Five Lights Over the Ridge
Illustrative, fictional footage only; no real video is attached.
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ILLUSTRATIONLights in the sky
Lights Along the Desert Road
Illustrative, fictional footage only; no real video is attached.
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ILLUSTRATIONEvidence standard: A compelling thumbnail is not proof. Every item in the vault is labeled placeholder content and has no submitted footage.
03 / CASE ARCHIVE
Conspiracy files
ARCHIVE COPY · THGFILE 01
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SatireThe Midnight Breakroom SignalA fictional office memo about a suspiciously well-timed microwave beep and an empty coffee pot.Conspiracy FilesOPEN FILE ↗SATIREARCHIVE COPY · THGFILE 02
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SatireThe Moon Parking CommitteeA fictional memo alleging the lunar lot is reserved for one very inconsiderate saucer.Conspiracy FilesOPEN FILE ↗SATIREARCHIVE COPY · THGFILE 03
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SatireThe Red String BudgetA satirical memo about procurement, office supplies, and a corkboard doing more work than the committee.Conspiracy FilesOPEN FILE ↗SATIRE
Red string not included. Bring your own citations.
04 / OUT PAST THE TREELINE
Weird files
PLACEHOLDER CONTENTCryptids, folklore, and the noises your tent makes at 3 a.m. when you packed exactly one granola bar.
05 / TIN FOIL THEATER SATIRE · FULL VOLUME
Tonight's transmission: dad jokes.
The microwave declined to comment. It is currently warming leftovers, allegedly.
FIELD HUMOR / 001Why did the alien cross the road?
To get to the other dimension. (It was a long trip for one joke.)
06 / JOIN THE GANG
PLACEHOLDER CONTENT · ILLUSTRATIONGood questions welcome.
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